Don’t fucking look at me like that you stupid fucking ass hole holy fucking shit I cannot breathe I literally just started bawling my eyes out in the hallway oh my goodness I can’t deal with this right now way to ruIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING NIGHT

I like what we have going on right now.

I really, really like it.

“That is not street legal,” I shouted to keke palmer’s character in disney channel’s ‘jump in,’ as she poured a cold beverage over the head of corbin bleu’s rival.

“Losing your virginity to a black guy… That’s like, perfect for you. Please make that happen.. Please. Olivia… Please. As your only or at least BEST friend ‘of color,’ I beg of you. Do. It.”

Hashtag things nia says on wednesday nights

Wow.

He left.

Just… Left.

Today, I feel like the old me.

The old me sucks.

reason number 876514 i am going to be the perfect trophy wife:

last night robbie knocked over a wine glass that fell to the floor and shattered. so, naturally, i somehow located a dustpan and broom in jimmy’s house and proceeded to, while still very inebriated, clean on my knees the mess that had been presented forth to me.

mike sat there watching me and kept saying, “wow, i do not know a single other person who would do that. i can’t believe you’re doing this. i’m in love. i think i’m in love! i’m in love!”